[Revised version May 06, 1996]

[Words in parentheses in the romaji are either assumed ellipses or
equivalents of colloquial contractions. Notes are in square-brackets. This
file should be viewed with a mono-spaced (touhaba) font.]

ふたば君チェンジ�
Futaba-kun Changes

Volume 1, Part 1

ふたば君チェンジする！の巻
Futaba-kun chenji suru no maki
Futaba-kun Changes!

Translation by Kurt Kohler (kohler@ao.com)
Story copyright 1991 by Hiroshi Aro


Page 5

Prolog

1)

Futaba (narrating):

小学校から中学にあがって制服にもなれて
sougakkou         kara  chuugaku ni agatte  
elementary school from  jr. high to advance-and 
seifuku ni mo narete
uniform also  got used to-and
Right around the time I started junior high and was getting used to
wearing a uniform...

そろそろ声がわりがはじまった頃…
sorosoro  koegawari       ga  hajimatta koro
gradually change of voice <s> began     approx. time
my voice gradually began to change...

2)

チラ
chira
<Glance>

5)

Futaba:

いつのまにか「スカートをはいた友達」を
itsu-no-ma-ni-ka "sukaato o haita  tomodachi" o 
before I knew it  skirt     wear   friend

「女の子」として意識していた…
"onna-no-ko" to shite ishiki shite ita
"girl"       as       was aware of
And all at once I realized that my "friend who wears skirts" was a
"girl"...

6)

Futaba:

そんな頃ぼくにおこったショッキングな事件です
sonna  koro boku ni okotta   shokkingu na jiken desu
such a time me   to happened shocking     event was
It was about that same time that a shocking thing happened to me!


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ふたば君チェンジする！！の巻
Futaba-kun Changes!!


Page 8

ゴオッ
goo
<Effect of eraser flying through the air>


Page 9

1)

Teacher:

締留ーっ
Shimeru!

バンッ
ban
<Bang!>

Sign:

駒種中学校
Komatane chuugakkou
Komatane Junior High School


Page 10

1)

Teacher:

締留ふたば！　なにボーッとみとるか！！
Shimeru Futaba nani boutto     mitoru (mite oru) ka
               what spaced out are seeing        ?
Futaba Shimeru! What're you daydreaming about!?

おまえがみにゃならんのは女子じゃなくて黒板だ黒板！
omae ga  minya naran (minakereba naranai) no    wa  
you  <s> must look at                     thing <t> 
joshi ja (de wa) nakute  kokuban    da  kokuban
girl  is not-but         blackboard is  blackboard
Pay attention to the blackboard, not the girls! The blackboard!

2)

Futaba:

は…はい！
hai
Y...yes, sir!

ドッ！
do
<Students burst out laughing>

3)

ゲラゲラ
gera-gera
<Loud laughter>

5)

Futaba (thinking):

笑われちゃった…
warawarechatta (warawarete shimatta)
She laughed at me...

6)

キーン　コーン　カーン　コーン
kiin koon kaan koon
Ding Dong Dang Dong
<Sound of school bell>

[Japanese school bells sound like the first four notes of Big Ben.]


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1)

Takeru:

ふーたーばーっ
Fuutaabaa!

Futaba:

な…なんだよ！
nan da yo
What d'ya want?

ぐいっ
gui
<Grab!>

2)

Takeru:

おめえ授業中に誰のことみてたんだよ！
omee jugyou naka ni dare no koto miteta          n da yo
you  class  inside  who  <emph>  were looking at <emph>
Who were ya looking at in class anyway?

Futaba:

だ…誰って…
dare tte
who
What d'ya mean "who"?

3)

Takeru:

トボケんじゃねーよっ
toboken               ja nee    yo
not pretend ignorance is it not <emph>
Don't play dumb with me!

Futaba:

いえ！　いわねーか！
ie  iwanee (iwanai) ka
No! I won't tell!

ガシッ
gashi
<Hold tightly>

わっ
wa
Yeow!

4)

Takeru:

オレたちプロレス研の血の結束をやぶる気じゃねえだろうな！
ore-tachi puroresu-ken no chi no kessoku o yaburu  ki     ja nee darou na
our       club         of blood  union     violate intend it may not be
You don't meanta break our pro-wrestling club blood oath, do ya?

ギリギリ
giri-giri
<Grating/grinding>

Futaba:

あたたっ
atata
Ouch!

5)

Futaba:

プ…プロレス研の掟でせめてくるなら…
puroresu-ken  no okite de   semete kuru       nara
pro-wrestling of rules with going to reproach if you
If you're going to use the rules of the club against me...

6)

Futaba:

技で返せばすべてチャラ！！
waza  de          kaeseba    subete   chara
trick by means of if reverse entirely even
Then it's only fair for me to use a move like... THIS!

ガバアッ
gabaa
<Quick motion>

Takeru:

おおっ
oo
Yeow!


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1)

ズン！
zun
rapidly
<Whoosh!>

ヒリイ
hirii
hurt
Ouch!

5)

Misaki:

キャアッ
kyaa
Eeee!

ばさっ
basa
<Rustle>

6)

Misaki:

み…みえた？
mieta
could see
D...did you see anything?

7)

Futaba (in a small voice):

ちょ…ちょっと…
chotto
A... a little...


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1)

Negiri:

慰謝料！！
isharyou
consolation money
Compensation!!

2)

Misaki:

音霧ちゃん！
Negiri-chan!

Negiri:

美咲姫はだまっとき
Misaki wa  damattoki (damatte oke)
<name> <t> keep silent 
Keep quiet, Misaki!

[Negiri speaks Kansai-ben, the dialect of western Japan. I suspect she's
from Osaka.]

3)

Negiri:

ええか！？　女の子のスカートんなかあのぞいたからには！
ee   ka  onna-no-ko no sukaato n  naka   nozoita kara-ni-wa
you see  girl's        skirt   of inside peeked  now that
You see?! Now that you've peeked under a girl's skirt...

ただですむとは思っとらんやろな！
tada de  sumu   to   wa omottoran (omotte oranai) yaro    na
for free get by that not be thinking              perhaps isn't it
don't think you're gettin' off for nothing!

ズイズイズイ
zuizuizui
<Striding forward>

ズザザザザザザザッ
zuzazazazazazaza
<Pushy and aggressive>

わかる？　慰謝料やっ慰謝料！
wakaru      isharyou          ya isharyou
understand  consolation money is consolation money
Get it? Compensation! Compensation!

4)

Negiri:

ええか？　乙女の秘密は高いんやから…
ee   ka   otome  no himitsu wa takai        n ya kara
you see   maiden 's secret     is expensive <emph>
See? A girl's privacy is valuable...

ズイッ
zui
<Pointing aggressively>

5)

Motomura:

不可抗力である！
fukakouryoku dearu
inevitable   is
It was unavoidable!

Negiri:

なんやて！
nan ya te
What?!


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1)

Motomura:

わがプロレシ研の同志締留ふたばが
waga puroresu-ken no    doushi  Shimeru Futaba ga 
our  pro-wrestling club comrade Futaba Shimeru <s>

みごとなバックドロップをきめた時！
migoto na bekku-doroppu o kimeta  toki
splendid  back  drop      decided when
Our pro-wrestling club comrade, Futaba Shimeru, executed a splendid "back
drop"!

Negiri (thinking):

よるなフケ顔！！
yoru     na    fuke-kao
get near don't aging face
Back off, old man!

Motomura:

スカートの中がみえる位置にたっていたのは
sukaato no naka   ga mieru  ichi     ni tatte ita no wa 
skirt   of inside    to see position in was standing as-for

単なる偶然でありよって不可抗力である！
tan-naru guuzen deari  yotte     fukakouryoku dearu
mere     chance is-and therefore unavoidable  is
That he was in position to see under her skirt was merely a coincidence
and so was unavoidable!

Futaba:

か…会長！
kaichou
president
Motomura!

2)

Negiri:

そんならみられた女の子は泣き寝入りせえいうんか！
sonna-ra  mirareta onna-no-ko wa naki-neiri           see (sae) iu  n ka
like this was seen girl          cry herself to sleep even      say   ?
I tell you a girl who's been seen this way may even cry herself to sleep!

Motomura:

みられてへるもんでもあるまい！
mirarete          heru     mon   demo arumai
be looked at-then diminish thing may not even exist
How can someone be hurt just by being looked at?

3)

Negiri:

なんやて！？
nan ya te
How can you say that!?

Misaki:

も　もういいよ音霧…
mou ii yo Negiri
That's enough, Negiri!

5)

Misaki:

キャア！！
kyaa
Eeeeee!

7)

Futaba:

ああーっ　ズボンがさけてる！！
aaa   zubon ga saketeru
      pants    are torn
Arghhh! My pants are torn!!

Motomura:

おおっ　これであいこだな！
oo  kore de   aiko da na
    with this tie  is isn't it
Ah! That makes you even, doesn't it?

Negiri:

あ　美咲姫
Hey Misaki!!


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1)

Futaba:

わーっ　また恥かいたーっ
waa mata  haji kaita
    again put to shame
Yeow! Embarrassed again!

Motomura:

うろたえるな締留！　
urotaeru       na    Shimeru
lose your cool don't
Stay calm, Shimeru!

ホチキスでとめときゃいーだろが！
hochikisu de   tometokya (tomete okeba)           ii   daro    ga
stapler   with if fasten together for future use  okay perhaps
You should be able to fix them with a stapler!

Negiri:

なんでエ？　
nan-de
why
What's the problem?

せっかく銭とれるとこやったのに…
sekkaku        zeni  toreru    toko yatta         no ni
at great pains money is obtain was about to begin <disappointment>
I was just about to get some money out of the deal!

Misaki:

いいのよ！　もう！
ii no yo   mou
It's all right! Forget it!

2)

Negiri:

あかん！　
akan (Kansai)
bad/lousy
I can't!

もうかる時もうけへんのはアホのするこっちゃ！
moukaru       toki moukehen no wa  aho  no suru kotcha (koto da)
is profitable when not gaining <t> fool    does
I'd be a fool not to make money offa such a profitable setup!

高い値エついとる時に売らんのは大損やで！
takai nee   tsuitoru    toki ni uran no     wa  oozon      ya de
high  price is attached when    not selling <t> heavy loss is !
It's just awful not sellin' somethin' I've set a high price on!

3)

Negiri:

この酒仙洞音霧！　
kono Shusendou Negiri
How could I, Negiri Shusendo,

みすみす銭もうけのチャンス逃がすことは…
misumisu       zeni-mouke  no chansu  nigasu koto   wa
before my eyes cash profit of chance  letting go of as-for
let a chance to make money get away from right under my nose!

絶対にがまんでけん！
zettai ni  gaman deken
absolutely can't stand/tolerate
I just can't stand it!

4)

Negiri:

…でもなんでや？　スカートの中みられたくらいであれてよう…
demo     nan-de ya  sukaato no naka mirareta kurai  de     areteyou
however  why    is  skirt of inside was seen extent due to will be angry
But what's buggin' you anyway? Are you mad 'cause of how much he mighta
seen under your skirt?

ビクッ
biku
<Startled>


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2)

Negiri:

お・ま・じ・な・い！？
o-majinai
good luck charm
A talisman!?

3)

Negiri (reading):

「好きな男の子の名札を
suki na otoko-no-ko no nafuda   o 
fond    boy         of name tag

一週間誰にも気づかれないように肌着につけて…」
isshoukan ni  kizukarenai    you ni  hadagi    ni tsukete
one week  for not be noticed so that underwear to attach
"For one week, keep the name tag of the boy you love fastened to your
underwear where it won't be seen..."

アホくさあ！　美咲姫ったらそんな願かけしとったん！？
ahokusa     Misaki-ttara sonna        gankake shitotta  n
ridiculous               this kind of wish    have done ?
What a bunch of bull! Have you already done somethin' like this, Misaki?

4)

Negiri:

こんなんで思いが通じたら誰も苦労せんわ
konna n   de omoi     ga tsuujitara  dare-mo kurou sen       wa
such  one by feelings    if leads to no one  have difficulty
If it could really make somebody love you, then no one would have
problems!

Misaki:

うん…
un
I guess so...

5)

Negiri:

やめとき！　そんな一円にもならんもん
yametoki    sonna        ichi-en ni mo   naran         mon
stop (imp)  that kind of one yen    even not turn into <complaint>
Stop this! It won't make you a single yen!

Misaki (thinking):

あと一日だったのにな…
ato     ichi-nichi datta no ni            na
another one day    was   <disappointment> wasn't it
There was only one more day to go...


Page 17

1)

Label pinned to Misaki's panties:

締留ふたば
Futaba Shimeru

2)

Misaki (thinking):

やっぱり名札みつかっ　ちゃったかな
yappari             nafuda   mitsukachatta  ka na
as one might expect name tag was discovered I wonder
Could he have seen the name tag?

チラっとだから字まで読めたとは思えないけど…
chiratto da kara  ji         made yometa     to   wa  omoenai   kedo
glance   is since characters even could read that <c> not think however
He only got a glimpse, so he probably couldn't even make out the letters!

3)

Misaki (thinking):

でも　よりによって締留くんにみられるなんて…
demo    yori ni yotte Shimeru-kun ni mirareru nan-te
however of all things <name>      by was seen How...!
But if Shimeru-kun of all people saw it!

4)

Negiri:

なにしてん？　
nani shite n  
what doing ?   
Whatcha doin' in there anyhow? 

はよでんと昼休み終わってまうで！
hayo (hayaku) den (denai)  to hiru-yasumi owattemau (-te shimau) de
soon          not come out if noon recess completely over        !
If you don't get outta there right now, noon recess is gonna be all over!

Misaki:

う…うん　今でる
un      ima deru
Yeah    now come out
Okay! I'm coming out now!

6)

Futaba (thinking):

美咲姫ちゃんのまえでまた恥かいてしまった…
Misaki-chan no mae   de mata  hajikaite shimatta
<name>      of front in again was completely put to shame
Once more I've made a total fool of myself in front of Misaki!


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1)

Motomura:

おーい　なにしとるはよこい！
ooi  nani shitoru  hayo       koi
hey  what is doing right away come (imp)
Hey! What're you doing! Get over here!

2)

Futaba:

なんなんだいったい…
nan na n da ittai
What the heck's going on?

Motomura:

いーから　いーから！
ii    kara  ii kara
Outstanding! Outstanding! 

3)

Takeru:

ほれほれ！
hore-hore
charming
All right!

Futaba:

え？
Eh?


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1)

Futaba:

こ…これはっ
kore wa
this
What's this?

Takeru:

すげえだろ　従兄が旅行で買ってきた修正なしの洋モンだぜ！
sugee   daro     itoko  ga ryokou de katte kita 
amazing perhaps  cousin    travel on went and bought     

shuusei-nashi no you-mon(o)    da ze
uncensored       western thing is !
This is great! It's the real uncensored Western stuff! My cousin bought it
on a trip!

Motomura:

うむうむ良きかな良きかな！
umu  umu  yoki ka na    yoki ka na
yeah yeah good <emph>   good <emph>
Yeah! It's fantastic! Simply fantastic!

2)

Takeru:

おたがいにかくしごとをもたず
o-tagai ni      kakushi-goto      o   motazu 
with each other thing kept secret <o> not possess
We don't have any secrets from each other...

こうやって一冊のエロ本をともにみる！
kou         yatte   issatsu  no ero-hon     o   tomo-ni  miru
in this way do-then one copy    erotic book <o> together look at
so we can all share this one girlie mag!

3)

Motomura:

これぞ一枚岩のごときプロレス研の固き結束！！
kore-zo   ichimai-iwa no gotoki puroresu-ken       no kataki-kessoku
"the one" monolith    like      pro-wrestling club of solidarity
How like a monolith is the solidarity of our pro-wrestling society!

ウン！　ウン！
un un
<Nodding yes>

すばらしい！！
subarashii
How splendid!!

Takeru:

おおっ　会長が感動しておられる！
oo      kaichou   ga  kandou shite orareru
        president <s> is inspiring (hum)
Ah Motomura! You are so inspiring!

4)

Motomura:

さあ心してみるがよい締留よ！
saa  kokoro shite miru    ga  yoi     Shimeru yo
come try paying attention but is good
Come on, Shimeru! Pay attention to this! It's great!

おぬしも色気づいてきたことでもあるし
o-nushi mo   iroke-zuite kita koto demo aru       shi 
you     also have even become interested in girls since

よく女体を知るのだ！
yoku nyotai      o shiru no da
well female body   know  <explan>  
You've become interested in girls now too, so you should learn all about
their bodies!

バン！！
ban
<Fall heavily>

Futaba:

ハ…ハイッ！！
hai
Uh... right!!


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2)

ブル…ブル…
buru-buru
<Trembling>

Takeru:

ハアハア
haa haa
Pant! Pant

3)

ブッ
bu
<Effect of explosive nose bleed>

Futaba:

わっ
wa
Yeow!

Motomura:

おおっ　
Ah!

「沈黙の流血男」ブラッド・地真！　刺激が強すぎたかっ
chinmoku no ryuuketsu otoko Buraddo Chima  shigeki    ga  kyou-sugita ka
silence     bloodshed man   Bloodo  <name> excitement <s> exceed strength
"Gusher" Chima, "the hero who bleeds in silence!" The excitement was too
much for him!

[In the original, Chima's nickname is "Bloodo", referring to his frequent
nosebleeds. To me this sounds strange in English, so I've made in
"Gusher".]

4)

Motomura:

だいじょうぶか
daijoubu ka
Are you all right?

上をむいてろ　今保健室へつれてってやるからな
ue o muitero    ima hoken-shitsu  e  tsurete (i)tte yaru kara na
up   face <imp> now health office to do favor of taking  <emph>
Turn your face up! I'll get you to the health clinic!

Takeru:

おっと！
otto
oops
Oh yeah!

5)

Takeru:

ふたば！　今日これかしてやるじっくり楽しみな
Futaba  kyou  kore kashite yaru         jikkuri        tanoshimi na
<name>  today this do favor of loaning  take your time enjoy
Hey Futaba! You can borrow this for the rest of the day! Take your time
and enjoy it!

Futaba:

え…
e
Eh?


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1)

Takeru:

よごすんじゃねーぞ
yogosu n ja nee zo
staining is not !
Don't get it dirty!

2)

Futaba:

男の結束っていいなあ
otoko no kessoku tte ii   naa
men   of unity       good
What a great bunch of guys!

3)

ザワ
zawa
<Rustling of the trees>

5)

Futaba:

や…やっぱ放課後まで待てないよな…
ya... yappa houkago      made  matte (i)nai   yo na
sure enough after school until not be waiting <emph>
I... I can't wait 'til after school!

もう一度ちょっとだけ…
mou ichi-do   chotto         dake
one more time a little while only
Just one more little peek...

6)

Futaba:

おっ　おっ　おっ　すげーっ　うわっ
O o ooo sugee   uwa
        amazing
Oh! Oh! Oooh! Amazing! Wow!


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1)

Futaba:

うーん
Yeahhh!

2)

Futaba:

女の人って…　こうなってるのかあ…
onna-no-hito tte kou         natteru  no   kaa
women            in this way composed fact ?
Are women really like this?

ドキドキ
doki-doki
<Excitement>

だとすると…
da to   suru to
is that suppose
If they are...

3)

み…美唆姫ちゃんのも…！！
Mi...Misaki-chan no mo
                    even
then even Misaki... !!

ドキン！！
dokin
<Thump!>


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1)

ビクッ
biku
<Fear/uneasiness>

2)

クラッ
kura
<Feels dizzy>

3)

Futaba:

あ…れ
are
What?

ドキドキ　ドクドク
doki-doki doku-doku
<Thump-thump-thump KATHUMP-KATHUMP-KATHUMP>

4)

Futaba:

からだが熱い…
karada ga atsui
body      is hot
I feel so hot!

い…痛…
i...ita
pain
It... hurts!

5)

グラッ
gura
<Feeling very dizzy>

6)

ドサッ
dosa
<Thud!>


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1)

Teacher:

締留！　
Shimeru!

締留はおらんのか！
Shimeru wa oran      no ka
           not exist    ?
Shimeru's not here?

2)

Teacher:

今日は休みか？
kyou  wa  yasumi ka
today <t> absent ?
Is he absent today?

Student:

昼休みまではいました
hiru-yasumi made  wa  imashita
noon recess until <t> was
He was here until the noon break!

3)

Teacher:

おい　プロレス研！
oi puroresu-ken
Hey Motomura!

おまえらいつもつるんどるだろ　知らんか？
omae-ra            itsu-mo tsurundoru      daro     shiran   ka
you and the others always  are hanging out probably not know ?
You guys are always hanging out together! Don't you know?

Motomura:

残念だが…
zannen da ga
regret is but 
It's regrettable, but...

4)

Motomura:

たとえ知っていても
tatoe shitte ite mo
even if knew
even if I knew...

お答はしかねる！
o-kota   wa shikaneru
response    am reluctant
I'd be reluctant to answer!

5)

Motomura:

誰であろうとプロレス研は身内を売るがごときまねはできぬ
dare dearou to      puroresu-ken wa  miuchi  o uru    ga
no matter who it is club         <t> friends   betray but

gotoki mane   wa  dekinu
such   action <c> cannot do
No member of the pro-wrestling club would ever betray a comrade!

しかし　この「男泣きの苦労人」ヨッシャー・本村
shikashi kono "otoko-naki      no kurou-nin"       Yosshaa Motomura
however  this  unmanly weeping    man of the world <name>

締留ふたばは
Shimeru Futaba wa
               <t>

必ずやどこかで己をみがいておると信じる！
kanarazu  ya     doko-ka   de onore   o   migaite oru  to   shijiru
certainly <emph> somewhere at oneself <o> is improving that believe
However, I, "Go-go" Motomura, "the man who weeps only when truly moved,"
believe that Futaba Shimeru is definitely off somewhere improving himself!

["otoko-naki no kurou-nin" => The man-of-the-world who cries in spite of
himself => the man who weeps only when truly moved. I'm not terribly sure
of this, but it does make it a joke since in fact Motomura cries at the
slightest provocation.]

[In the original, Motomura refers to himself as "Yossha" which is an
exclamation meaning "Let's go!" or "Go for it!" This could perhaps be
translated as the English nickname "Go-go".]

6)

Misaki (thinking):

締留くん…
Shimeru-kun...


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1)

Misaki (thinking):

どうしちゃったのかな…
dou shichatta no ka na
I wonder what's wrong...

ズボンちゃんとなおしたかしら？
zubon chanto   naoshita kashira
pants properly repaired I wonder
Did he get his pants fixed okay?

2)

Misaki (thinking):

キャッ
Eeee!

4)

ガバッ
<Grab>

Misaki (reading):

「あなたと彼のあいだもこの３つのおまじないで急接近�」
anata to  kare no aida mo   kono mittsu no  o-majinai de kyuu-sekkin
you   and he   between also this three  (=) talisman  by close proximity
"By these three charms will you and he be drawn close together!"

Misaki (thinking):

これよっこれ！
kore yo kore
this    this
That's it! That's it!

5)

Sign:

女子トイレ
joshi toire
Boys

6)

キーン　コーン　カーン　コーン
kiin koon kaan koon
<The school bell rings>

7)

ピクッ
piku
<Twitch>


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1)

Futaba:

う…ん
un
Moan!

ア…アレ？
are
Wh...what?

2)

Futaba:

気絶してたのか…
kizetsu shiteta no ka
Did I pass out?

いけね…　今　なん時かな…
ikene       ima  nan-ji    ka na
must not do now  what time I wonder
Damn! I wonder what time it is?

3)

ふらっ
fura
<Feeling dizzy>

Futaba:

あっ
a
Oh!


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1)

え…
e
Huh?

3)

こ…この顔…
kono kao
That face...

おれ…？
ore
I
Is it me?

4)

ふにっ
funi
<Feeling something soft>

6)

ゴソッ
goso
<Slip!>
[Sound of skin against cloth]

7)

ビクッ
biku
<Shock>

8)

ま…まさか！！
masaka
It...it's impossible!!

バッ　
ba
<Rip!>

9)

バサッ
basa
<Rustle>


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そ　そんな…
sonna
like this
How could such a thing...


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1)

ウ…ウソだろ…？
uso daro
lie probably
Is it true?

3)

こ…これって…
kore tte
This... this...

4)

まさか…
masaka
just can't be!

5)

お…　お…
o o
Ah! Ah!


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1)

Motomura:

さっきは締留のことをかばってはみたが…　気になるのう
sakki wa           Shimeru no koto   o kabatte wa   mita  ga  
kininaru nou
a little while ago Shimeru 's matter   covering for tried but 
worry    <confirm>
I tried to cover for Shimeru back there, but... I'm worried about him!

ドヤドヤ
doya-doya
<Sound of footsteps>

Motomura:

どうせ　トイレあたりで　
douse  toire  atari    de 
anyhow toilet reaching !
Anyway, here's the boy's room!

鼻血の海にひっくり返ってんじゃないのか？
hanaji    no umi   ni hikkurik-aette   n    ja nai no ka
nosebleed of ocean in turn upside down fact is not is it?
It doesn't seem to be awash in a sea of blood, does it?

[Motomura is suggesting that Futaba might have gotten a nosebleed from
looking at the sexy magazine.]

2)

Takeru:

ここに締留はあるか？
koko ni Shimeru aru   ka
here in <name>  exist <?>
Hey Shimeru! You in here?

グアン！！
guan
Wham!!
<Sound of door opening>

いたら返事をせい！
itara      henji  o sei
if you are answer   do (imp)
If you are, say something!


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1)

Futaba:

あ…　あ…
a a
Ah! Ah!

2)

Takeru:

お…　おお…
o oo
Oh! Oooh!


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1)

Takeru:

裸の女の子オーッ
hodaka no onna-no-kooo
naked     girl
A naked girlll!

ドバッ
doba
<Gush!>


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3)

ドオンッ
doon
<Wham!>

Takeru:

グエッ
gue
Oof!

4)

Motomura:

オオオウッ
Oooohhh!
[Impressed]

5)

ギクッ
giku
<Startled>


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1)

Motomura:

き…きみイ！
kimi
Hey you!

Futaba:

キャッ！！
kya
Eek!

2)

Futaba (thinking):

か　会長につかまったら逃げられない！！
kaichou   ni tsukamattara nigerarenai
president by if caught    not be able to run away
If he catches me, I won't be able to get away!

4)

ガシカアアン
gashikaaan
<Crash!>


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1)

ザッ
za
<Tinkle!>
[Sound of falling glass]

2)

Futaba (thinking):

も…もうなにがなんだか…！！
mou     nani ga  nan-da-ka
anymore what <s> what it is
I don't understand...

Motomura:

待たれよ！
matare yo
Wait!

3)

Futaba:

わからない！！
wakaranai
not understand
what's happening anymore!

Students:

4)

エッ
e
Eh?

5)

お…おい！
oi
H...hey!

6)

キャッ
kya
Eeee!

やだあ！
yadaa
How awful!


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3)

Motomura:

おい！今のをみたか！？
oi ima no o mita ka
Hey! Did you see that!?

Takeru:

は…　たいへんけっこうなものを
ha taihen kekkou na mono  o
   awful  nice      thing
Yeah! What a great bod!

4)

Motomura:

ちがう！　今のアーム・ホイップだ！
chigau  ima      no aamu-hoippu da
differ  just now of arm-whip    is 
Not that! It was that arm-whip!

あの技の切れとスピード！　タイミング！
ano  waza      no kire-to supiido  taimingu
that technique of sharp   speed    timing
The quickness of that move! The timing!

5)

Motomura:

くわえて窓を破ったあのバネ！！
kuwaete mado   o yabutta ano  bane
add     window   smashed that spring/bounce
And the spring she had as she smashed the window!

ほしい！　ぜひともわがプロレス研にほしい！！
hoshii     zehi         to mo   waga puroresu-ken ni hoshii
is wanted  without fail    even our  club         in is wanted
I want her! We MUST get that girl to join our pro-wrestling society!


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1)

Negiri:

なにしてるン？　はよ帰ろ
nani shiteru n  hayo kaero
what doing   ?  soon return
Whatcha doin'? Get back here!

Misaki:

ごめんあたしちょっと！
gomen   atashi chotto
decline I      a little while
Sorry, I'll be back in a bit!

2)

Misaki (thinking):

締留くん…
Shimeru-kun...

3)

Motomura:

よいか！　絶対にみつけだすのだ
yoi  ka  zettai ni  mitsuke-dasu  no da
good     absolutely begin finding <explan>
Okay! We're going to find her for sure...

4)

Motomura:

そしてかならずや入会させるのだ！
soshite kanarazu   ya     nyuukai saseru no da
and     positively <emph> make join     <explan>
And then we're going to MAKE her join!

Takeru:

それはいいんだけど…
sore wa  ii   n da     kedo
that <t> good <explan> however
That's fine, but...

5)

Takeru:

なぜトイレであんなかっこうしてたか　
naze toire  de anna         kakkou  shiteta     ka
why  toilet in that kind of clothes was wearing ?
What was she doing in the boy's room wearing clothes like that anyway?

気にならないんすか！　会長…
ki ni naranai   n (de)su ka  kaichou
not be troubled <explan> ?   president
Doesn't that bother you, Motomura?

6)

Motomura:

おおおうう！！
Oooooh!

あの娘こそ天がわがプロレス研に
ano  ko   koso     ten  ga waga puroresu-ken ni 
that girl for sure fate    our  club         to 

与えたもうた　ジャンヌ・ダルク！
ataeta mouta (ataete moratta) jannu-daruku
received the favor of giving  Jeanne d'Arc
It's clear that, like Joan of Arc, heaven has delivered that girl to us!

ウン！　ウン！
un un
<Nodding in agreement>

はらはら
hara-hara
<Tears falling>

天命だ！　これぞ我らに女子部をつくれとの啓示である！！
tenai   da  kore zo ware-ra   ni joshi-bu o  tsukureto no keiji      dearu
destiny is  this    ourselves by girl's dept be formed    revelation is
It is destiny! I see now that we must form a girl's division!

Takeru:

だめだ…　感動の男泣きの世界にはいってしまった…
dame    da  kandou       no otoko-naki      no sekai ni   haitte shimatta
useless is  deep emotion of unmanly weeping of world into totally entered
Man, you've really gone off the deep end this time!


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1)

Motomura:

よーしスミからスミまでさがせ！！
yooshi     sumi   kara sumi   made  sagase
all right  corner from corner until look for <imp>
All right! We're going to search this place from top to bottom!

Takeru:

おう！
ou
Okay!

バタバタバタ
bata bata bata
<Clattering noise>

ドタドタドタドタ
dota dota dota dota
<Thundering footsteps>

2)

Misaki:

あ…
a
Oh!

5)

Misaki (thinking):

ホチキスでとめた跡…
hochikisu de   tometa            ato
stapler   with fastened together trace
You can see where they've been stapled together...

締留くんのだ！
Shimeru-kun no da
These are Shimeru-kun's!

6)

ザワザワ
zawa-zawa
<Bustling>

ガヤガヤ
gaya-gaya
<Babble of voices>

7)

Students:

え？　マジ？
e    maji
Huh? Really?

8)

ウッソー
usso
lie
You're kidding!

ホント　ホント
honto honto
No! Really!

9)

いや　本当にみたんだこの目で！
iya   hontou ni mita n da     kono me  de
well  truely    saw  <explan> this eye with
I saw it with my own eyes!

なんだ　なんだ
nan da  nan da
Hey! What's going on?


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1)

Students:

裸の女の子が走りまわっているんだってよ
hadaka no onna-no-ko ga hashirimawatte iru n da     tte      yo
naked     girl          running around     <explan> say that <emph>
I heard there's a naked girl running around!

どこ！？　どこ！？
doko doko
Where!? Where!?

こっちの方だってさ
kotchi   no hou  da tte sa
this way    side is     <for sure>
Right through here!

ドヤドヤドヤ
doya doya doya
<Sound of many feet>

ザワザワ
zawa-zawa
<Bustling>

4)

ドヤドヤドヤ
doya doya doya
<Sound of many feet (softer)>

ガサ…
gasa
<Rustling of bushes>

Futaba:

よっ
yo
Hup!

5)

Futaba:

しばらく保健室にかくれてよ
shibaraku    hoken-shitsu  ni kakureteyo
little while health office in will hide
I'll hide in the clinic for a while!


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1)

モソ…
moso
<Slipping under the covers>

2)

Futaba (thinking):

ぼくのからだ…
boku no karada
How could my body...

3)

Futaba (thinking):

いったいどうなっちゃったんだろ…
ittai         dou natchatta n daro
what on earth how changed     <conjecture>
possibly have changed like this?

4)

Sign:

保健室
hoken-shitsu
Health Clinic

5)

Motomura:

この校舎内であとさがしてないのはここだけか
kono kousha-nai de      ato       sagashite nai     no     wa      
within this school bldg remaining have not searched places as-for
koko dake ka
here only is?
This seems to be about the only place in school we haven't looked yet!

6)

ガラッ
gara
<Clattering>


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1)

ドヤドヤ
doya-doya
<Footsteps>

2)

Motomura:

おおっ　ここにおったか！
oo  koko ni otta  ka
    here in exist ?
Hey! Anybody in here?

3)

Misaki:

締留くんズブンはかずにどこにいったんだろ…
Shimeru-kun zubon hakazu-ni       doko  ni itta n daro
<name>      pants without wearing where to went I wonder
Where could Shimeru-kun have gone with no pants on?

4)

Motomura:

よし次をさがすぞ！
yoshi tsugi    o sagasu   zo
okay  next one   look for <emph>
Okay, now let's keep looking for the other one!

6)

Sign:

保健室
hoken-shitsu
Health Clinic


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1)

スー　スー
suu suu
Zzzzzzz!

3)

キーン　コーン　カーン　コーン
kiin koon kaan koon
<School bell rings>

4)

Futaba:

わあっ
waa
Yeow!

ガバッ
gaba
<Quick motion>

5)

Futaba:

つ　つい寝ちゃっ
tsui            necha
unintentionally fell asleep
I... I fell asleep!

あれ？
are
What the...?

6)

Futaba:

男にもどってる…
otoko ni   modotteru
man   into turn back
I've changed back into a guy!

7)

Futaba (thinking):

夢だったのかなあ…
yume  datta no ka naa
dream was
Was it all a dream?

でもたしかに…
demo tashika ni
But I clearly remember...


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1)

Futaba (thinking):

それに下はちゃんとスッポンポンだし…
sore ni shita      wa  chanto    supponpon da shi
besides lower part <t> perfectly naked     is and
Besides, I haven't got any pants on and...

Futaba:

ン？
Eh?

3)

Futaba:

ぼくのだ…
boku no da
These are mine!

4)

Sign on house:

締留
Shimeru

5)

Futaba:

うーん
uun
Moan...

6)

Futaba:

誰がねってくれたんだろ？
dare ga nette    kureta     n daro
who     sleeping did for me I wonder
I wonder who fixed these for me while I was asleep!

不思議だーっ
fushigi da
mystery is
It's a mystery...

7)

Futaba:

それにしても…
sore ni      shite mo
besides that do    even if
But anyway...

なんだったんだろ？　あれは…
nan  datta n daro    are        wa
what was   I wonder  that thing as-for
What happened back there?


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1)

Futaba:

あの時たしかエロ本をみてて…
ano  toki tashika                 ero-hon o     mitete
that time if I remember correctly sexy magazine looking at
If I remember right, I was looking at this girlie magazine...

2)

Futaba:

それから…
sore kara
and then...

3)

Futaba:

ウワアアアッ
uwaaaa
Arghhh!

4)

Futana:

どうしたのっ　ふたば！　大声なんかだして！
dou shita no Futaba oo-goe nan-ka          dashite
what's wrong        scream for some reason let out
What's wrong, Futaba? I heard you scream!

ドンドン
don-don
<Banging on the door>

5)

ガチャッ
gacha
<Opening the door>

Futana:

あっ
a
Oh my!

6)

Futaba:

ハアハア
haa haa
Pant! Pant!


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1)

Futana:

ふたば…？
Futaba?

2)

Futaba:

ね…姉さん…
nee-san
Sis...

3)

Futana:

父さん！　母さん！
tou-san kaa-san
father  mother
Mom! Dad!

4)

Futana:

ふたばが大人になったーっ
Futaba ga otona ni natta
<name>    adult become
Futaba has grown up!

5)

Futaba:

え？
e
Huh?


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1)

Father:

わーっ　はははははめでたい！
waa ha ha ha ha ha medetai
                   auspicious
Ho ho ho! What a happy day!

そーか　そーか　ふたばもそんな年齢になったか！！
sou ka sou ka Futaba mo   sonna        nennei ni natta ka
                     also that sort of age    become
Is it true? Is it true? Our Futaba has come of age?

2)

Father:

そろそろだとは思っていたが…
sorosoro da to   wa omotte ita   ga
soon     is that    was thinking
I thought it would be soon!

ママーッ　赤飯はまだかーっ
mama    sekihan wa mada ka
Honey! Is there any sekihan left?

[In Japan, "sekihan", red beans and rice, is traditionally served on
auspicious occasions.]

Futaba:

と…父さん！　これっていったいどーなっているの？
tou-san  kore tte ittai             dou natte iru no
father   this     what in the world how become
But... but Dad! How could something like this happen?

3)

Father:

なんだまだ知らなかったのか？
nan  da mada shiranakatta  no ka
what is not yet understood    ?
What is it you don't understand?

4)

Father:

体が大人になると興奮や緊張することで
karada ga otona  ni naru to   koufun  ya  kinchou suru koto de
body      mature become  when excited and tense   becoming  because of

性別がいれかわってしもう…
seibetsu ga irekawatte shimau
gender      completely change places
Now that your body has matured, you'll change to the opposite sex whenever
you become tense and excited!

わが一族に遺伝する体質だよ
waga ichizoku ni iden suru taishitsu      da yo
our  family   in inherit   genetic makeup is !
It's a genetic trait in our family!

Futaba:

た…体質�！？
taishitsu
G...genetic trait!?


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1)

Father:

わしもママも双菜もみんなちゃんと変態するぞ
washi mo  mama   mo  Futana mo minna    chanto    hentai suru zo
I     and mother and           everyone regularly transform   <!>
Your mother and I, and Futana too, we all regularly transform this way!

いっしょに住んでて気づかなかったか？
issho ni sundete kizukanakatta ka
together reside  didn't notice
You live with us, yet you never noticed?

2)

Father:

それではこれからいうことは
sore-de-wa kore kara  iu koto wa
well then  this after saying
Now what I have to say next...

おまえにとってショックかもしれんな…
omae ni totte shokku ka-mo-shiren'     na
you  to give  shock  may be that it is      
may come as a shock to you...

ドキッ
doki
<Heart beat>

3)

Father:

実は…
jitsu wa
But as a matter of fact...

Futana:

くすくす
kusu-kusu
Giggle!

4)

Father:

ふたば！　おまえはこのわしが腹を痛めてうんだ子なのだよ
Futaba! omae wa kono washi ga hara  o itamete 
        you     this self     belly   hurt-and then

unda       ko    na no da yo
gave birth child <explan> !
Futaba, I am the one who busted my guts giving birth to you!


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1)

Futaba:

そ…　そ…　そ…
so so so
It... it... it...

2)

そんなああああっ！！！
sonna
like that
can't beeeeee!!!

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